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Psy-O-Blade (Mega Drive, 1990)

Talk on.

Tight white space pants? Truly our future is grim.

PLAYERS: 1

PUBLISHER: Sigma

DEVELOPER: T&E Soft (port by GRC)

GENRE: Adventure/Visual Novel

RELEASE DATE: 04/27/90 – (JP)

Psy-O-Blade proclaims itself a “Moving Adventure,” but those expecting a traditional adventure – one where you interact with your surroundings and progress the story via a menu of actions – will be disappointed. Psy-O-Blade is more of a visual novel, a science-fiction thriller complete with government corruption, awkward space love, and an unholy amount of exposition.

One day your sweet skills will pay the bills, Michael… one day.

You play as Keith, a naive young pilot for the Ministry of Space. Along with the other MoS crew, you’re tasked with exploring Septemius 2, an important exploration vessel that mysteriously veered off-course before it could return to Earth. This is where the game begins, though there’s also a lengthy backstory involving the future of the world (get ready for Neocommunism, folks!), and how governments create killer satellites to keep their opponents in check. This information doesn’t really play into Psy-O-Blade‘s main story, but it does remind us that people will always be brutal to each other and that there’s truly nothing new under the sun.

“I know this ain’t the Hilton, but have a little respect for the ceiling there, Mark.”

The Ministry of Space boasts quite the cast. In addition to Keith, there’s Bob the navigator, a quiet fellow who shares an uncanny resemblance to Robert, the de facto leader of the operation. Mark is a chemical analyst who’s killed off within the first fifteen minutes (spoilers, I guess, but were you really planning on playing Psy-O-Blade?). Michael is an engineer and resident jokester of the group. Doctor Jimmy is old, bald, and unusually quiet. Feminine is a green-haired Data Analyst with an awful name – surely the English translator didn’t bequeath this moniker upon her, did they? Finally, Sofia’s a computer engineer and Keith’s love interest throughout the game. These characters – for better and for worse – are the game. The only way to progress through Psy-O-Blade‘s tale of sabotage, murder, and mystery is by engaging with these characters repeatedly.

Better talk about it for ten minutes before you investigate!

Psy-O-Blade‘s story takes place entirely within the confines of the Septemius 2. You talk with your comrades and interact with the environment by using the cursor and pressing ‘A’, while the functions ‘Move’ and ‘Save’ are brought up by pressing ‘C.’ Unless you’re specifically looking for clues as directed by the story, there’s very little reason to click on your surroundings. This means you’ll be talking to the characters until they provide you the right information. Usually, you’ll have to click on each of them several times and listen to some inane chatter until the Important Message is conveyed and you can move forward.

Actually, it’s exactly like “Alien.”

Some of the conversations drag on at times, but Eien Ni Hen’s English translation for romhacking.net remains excellent. Not all of the characters are likeable (Sofia’s kinda awkward, Keith, don’t be a fool), but they all have distinct personalities that are revealed the more you converse with them. And while some of the dialogue leans heavily towards convoluted science stuff that – full disclosure – my right-leaning brain couldn’t comprehend, it’s great that Eien didn’t feel the need to dumb down the game’s concepts. I admittedly haven’t played many fan translations, but Psy-O-Blade definitely ranks at the top for me.

The shame is real.

Even when little is happening, the Septemius is a foreboding place, making it easy to inhabit the dread felt by the characters. A couple encounters with killer androids heighten the tension, as does the surprising shoot-em-up sequence which forces you to kill 200 enemies in order to move forward. Once you’ve completed the game, however, and all mysteries have been solved, the payoff isn’t nearly as satisfying as the journey. The ending ties all the loose ends together, yet still manages to leave you feeling empty.

This is the shoot-em-up sequence, and one of the only moments where the game requires you to do something.

Psy-O-Blade has never officially been released outside Japan, and was originally developed for Japanese computers like the PC-88 and MSX. From the few screenshots I’ve seen of those versions, the Mega Drive port is definitely the one to play, if only for the improved visuals and enhanced soundtrack. Save for the occasional grotesque head shot of the crew and developer T&E Soft’s strange decision to make all the dark-skinned characters look exactly alike, the colorful graphics enhance the late 80s sci-fi anime aesthetic. The soundtrack takes full advantage of the Mega Drive’s Yamaha sound chip and deftly weaves between bombastic rock (the drum patterns are glorious) and elegant melancholy.

Men are pigs.

The story isn’t as compelling as it could be, but Psy-O-Blade is still worth experiencing for the eerie atmosphere, first-rate translation, and incredible soundtrack. Besides, the game requires so little of the player, you could beat it in a couple of hours and get on with your day. At the very least you’ll have experienced a genuine Moving Adventure and lived to tell about it.

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8 replies on “Psy-O-Blade (Mega Drive, 1990)”

Hey Dylan

I’d be willing to save up and make a MAME within the next 6 months and (after i build that) review ALL:

Discrete Logic
VIC Dual
Z80
G80
VCO Object
Zaxxon
System series
Super Scaler series
Model series
Titan Video
NAOMI (bless the heavens)

In order (release date wise).

I know you’ve been asked before if you’ll do arcade and you declined because it’s a bunch more work, but i figured this was the best opportunity to review all these arcade games considering you have this site up archiving reviews of all SEGA home consoles and the games on it.

Unfortunately i won’t be able to review all their EM arcades (like Duck Hunt) out of plain rarity and inability to emulate. I’ll actually use my real email this time so please contact me if at all interested. I’m flexible and cooperative. I’d really love to contribute to the cause.

Either way I’ll keep reading, love the site. Keep it real, good man.

I’m actually pretty tempted to try this, didn’t realise there were Visual Novels on the MD. If it’s as short as you say (rather than a 30hr joint!) could be quite doable. I love a good soundtrack, too!

The MD port of this game is actually kinda butchered in some ways, but improved in others. I believe that one of the scenarios was cut out completely… there’s a scenario which takes place on Earth IIRC, but for some reason it was removed from the MD game. Still, the MD port definitely looks and sounds better. Also, it doesn’t have a truly horrendous maze/collectathon section. I haven’t played the original in a long time, but that hellish section I will never forget.

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