Sega Does Too Much! You all remember Sega games, right? Well, December’s chock full of ’em. 30, to be exact. The first 15 games I covered in Part 1 of this post. If you missed any of them, all the links to the reviews are there, save for Star Cruiser, which is coming […]
Long ago, I allowed Patreons who pledged at a certain tier to choose any game they wanted for me to review (I have since removed this tier and am thankful that only a couple folks took me up on it). One of my patrons chose Bastion. They’ve waited patiently for me to purchase the […]
This review is brought to you by the one and only Retro Referee, Peter Skerritt. Be sure to check out his work on Twitter @PeteSkerritt/@TheRetroReferee. Hello… is it me you’re looking for? “I’d like to thank me for being Joe Montana.” PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous PUBLISHER: Sega DEVELOPER: Park Place Productions GENRE: […]
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Hot Wheels sold separately Lucy, I’m hooooooooooooooooome!
Darius II: You Sunk My Deathship! …let’s just pretend that says Darius II. PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Taito DEVELOPER: Taito GENRE: Shoot-em-up DIFFICULTY: Adjustable RELEASE DATE: 12/20/90 – (JP) 04/91 – (EU) Darius II, or Sagaia as it’s known in the West for some reason, is yet another horizontal shoot-em-up that […]
Crack me down to Explosion City, where the bombs are big and the blasts are pretty. I sure hope those are flesh-colored pants.
This bitter Spider from Mars was fired by Ziggy in ’73
“G-Force Induced Loss of Consciousness,” Goooooo!