Dragon Crystal


Professor Layton, After Hours


Let my generic-looking knight go!

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What’s Next! – December 1990, Part 2


Sega Does Too Much!


You all remember Sega games, right? Well, December’s chock full of ’em. 30, to be exact. The first 15 games I covered in Part 1 of this post. If you missed any of them, all the links to the reviews are there, save for Star Cruiser, which is coming next week.

The next 15 games are below. Most will be simple, quick, and easy. Some are going to be extra-large, American-sized reviews, complete with high blood pressure. Now that the Game Gear’s out, the Genesis is picking up steam, and the Master System is gaining new life in Europe, multi-system reviews are the future.

For example, my coverage of Paperboy begins with its Master System release in December of ’90, but I’ll also cover the Genesis and Game Gear games in the same review, even though neither of those ports emerged until 1992. I’ve been doing this off and on for awhile (see: Klax or G-LOC), but multi-system reviews look as though they’re going to become more common as I move into 1991. It can’t be helped!

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Long ago, I allowed Patreons who pledged at a certain tier to choose any game they wanted for me to review (I have since removed this tier and am thankful that only a couple folks took me up on it).  One of my patrons chose Bastion. They’ve waited patiently for me to purchase the game, play it to completion, and review it, hopefully to their satisfaction. Yes, by posting it here I’m breaking the Chronological and Gameological Bylaws of Sega Does, in that, it is a game that has nothing to do with Sega and its inclusion does not adhere to the blog’s chronological nature. For the sake of you law abiding readers out there, I hope you can forgive me.


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Joe Montana Football


This review is brought to you by the one and only Retro Referee, Peter Skerritt. Be sure to check out his work on Twitter @PeteSkerritt/@TheRetroReferee.


Hello… is it me you’re looking for?


“I’d like to thank me for being Joe Montana.”


PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous


DEVELOPER: Park Place Productions

GENRE: Sports

RELEASE DATE: 12/22/90 – (US)

                                       03/01/91 – (JP)

                                              05/91 – (EU)


It’s the last play of the game. San Francisco remains ahead of Buffalo by two points, but Buffalo has just driven into field goal territory after completing a couple of deep passes. The kick is basically a chip shot, and converting it would complete a comeback from as many as 14 points down earlier in the game. Here’s the snap, the ball is down… and a San Francisco linebacker busts through the line! The kick is blocked! San Francisco hangs on to win the SEGA Bowl and Joe Montana hoists the championship trophy! What a game!


I see what you did there, playboy!


This isn’t a back-of-the-box writeup for Joe Montana Football. It’s exactly what happened to me while playing the game for review. It was incredibly exciting to experience, and it’s not necessarily common for many sports games to have that kind of a dramatic ending. Blocked kicks, interceptions, fumbles, and tipped passes snatched out of the air for big gains are all part of the Joe Montana Football package for the Genesis, and make for a solid—if not exciting—game of 16-bit American football.


Preach it, ref!


As with John Madden Football, Joe Montana Football is a bit bare on the modes of play offered. Exhibition and SEGA Bowl are the two significant options. Exhibition games are single games played against the CPU or a human opponent for bragging rights. The SEGA Bowl mode runs for four games against increasingly difficult opponents with the championship trophy on the line. It’s worth noting that this game doesn’t employ a password system for the SEGA Bowl mode and there isn’t a battery inside of the cartridge to save progress. This means that there’s no way to save progress through the playoff run, should players want to come back to finish later. There’s also a two-minute drill mode of play, for those looking for a quicker experience. The options in Joe Montana Football are fairly basic and limited. Game length can be changed, and penalties can be turned on or off. There are only 16 teams to choose from here, as opposed to the 28 teams that John Madden offers.


And we’re underway!


It doesn’t take long to realize that Joe Montana has an arcade game feel to it. Kicking the football only requires one button press. There are fewer (and more manageable) plays to pick from, and the play-calling system is quite simple. Penalties, aside from the rogue pass interference call or silly offside calls when defensive players are a bit too eager to jump off of the line, are rarely called. Purists may scoff at the frequency of big plays that occur during a game, but these plays help keep more casual and/or arcade game fans to remain engaged.


Not even close.


While it is possible to have some success with the running game in Joe Montana, the passing game is the star of the show on offense. After the quarterback receives the snap, a press of the A button brings up window that shows a “first-person view” from inside of the quarterback’s helmet. This view shows the intended receiver and any defenders covering him. It’s possible to lead the receiver to a passing point by aiming the passing reticle to his left or right. Pressing A once more launches the pass toward the intended receiver, and the screen shifts to that point. The player then takes manual control of the receiver, who must be guided to where the pass is going. If the catch is made, the receiver is oftentimes able to streak up the field for a bunch of yards after the catch (or YAC). Errantly-thrown passes or moving the receiver to the wrong spot can lead to costly interceptions, so there’s a definite risk/reward element to the passing game—just like real football.


HelmetCam delivers.


On the defensive side of the ball, playing well against the pass is often the key to victory. Covering opposing receivers effectively can lead to sacks, incompletions, and interceptions. Selecting plays in the Nickel and Dime formations usually work best in defending the pass, since extra defensive players are positioned in passing zones to cover opposing receivers. Relying on the blitz, or having defenders focus on chasing the quarterback, too often leads to big pass plays being given up. Making a play at an interception is as easy as positioning the defensive player underneath the ball… but don’t jostle too much with the receiver, or else a pass interference penalty may be called.


I believe that’s “turntover” in today’s vernacular.


The play controls for Joe Montana are responsive and easy to learn. The play-calling screen could have been designed a bit differently, as it’s too easy to call the wrong play and be forced to call a time out in order to change it, but that’s more of a nitpick than a serious complaint. While there aren’t any difficulty settings to choose from, playing through the SEGA Bowl mode showcases a gradual rise of challenge from the first game through the Championship game. Playing against a friend is the best way to go, but the CPU can pose surprising resistance to defeat and test skilled players during the last two games of the mode.


Put six on the board!


Aesthetically, Joe Montana is decent, especially by early 16-bit era standards. On the field, the players are animated well, as they run, jump, and dive. The frame rate is smooth also, and the presentation is anchored by digitized images and a few animated cutscenes featuring the titular quarterback. The sound is surprisingly clear, featuring clear voice clips from Montana as well as grunts and groans that are seemingly pulled from live action. The music is also quite good, with guitars and drums that punctuate scoring drives.


Well gee, thanks for telling me how to beat you, Joe.


Joe Montana Football remains an enjoyable game more than 25 years after its release, in spite of missing some of the bells and whistles that other football games offer. The game’s arcade-style approach makes it accessible for players of all skill levels, and big plays in the passing game and on defense keep things exciting. It’s also hard to deny that having Joe Montana point to you after a big passing play and say, “Great catch!” is pretty darned cool… as in “Joe Cool”.